Official Swagger Ready VMA Recap.

First off let me start by saying this year's VMA's were not that bad. Better than the past 3 previous years.

Opening Act: Britney oh Britney .

Worst performance i ever seen i felt like i was watching making the band or american idol. She was looking chubby and washed up. It was painful to watch. Even Nelly was spotted in the crowd laughing. Please dont hit me one more time.

Host: Sarah Silverman

She was on point. She made light and fun out of major situations. Im glad she was the host. She looked like she was freestyling it but it was good.

Eve:LOL she messed up presenting. It was so funny and cute at the same time. Man she is super fly she need to holla at a pimp. LOL

Kanye West: He had his suite poppin. Real shit. I had my face so scrunched up during Stronger. Swag at 100 and climbing. I like when he did Good Life with T-Pain. Its good to see real HIP-HOP on MTV. As you guessed he said he felt robbed. LOL. Nigga Please.


Justin Timberlake: I like the statement he made about MTV playing more videos. He was killing his party suite with Timberland and 50. T.I also preformed in his suite. Good look for all party's Involved.

Dr Dre: He must be on that Barry Bonds work out plan cause he was looking like Hulk.

Chris Brown: He was super fresh had the best performance by far but we expected that.

and thats it.

Side notes: Kid Rock and Tommy Lee were about to box. Bill Oreily you better say something about that. Its not always Hip-Hop you dumb Fuck.

Alica Keys Needs to Quick Acting like her " producer" isnt her man. It was clear.

Lil Wayne Murked the pre show with whats her name.